Monday, July 03, 2006

Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind (2006)

1/2 (of four)

My hatred for this spoiled heirhead knows no boundaries - from the top of her vacant head to the soles of her uglyass oversize feet. No suprise that I wouldn't like this video, which looks like outtakes from Anna Nicole Smith's TrimSpa commericals, with Paris traipsing around a beach in a bikini and making out with some himbo. The music is warmed-over reggae music, sounds a lot like an old UB40 song, and Paris Hilton's voice is Pro-Tooled to death. Britney and J-Lo are going to be so proud. Yecchhh...

-Guest Reviewer Leon Bracey


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