Sheryl Crow - Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
** (of four)
I haven't seen the James Bond flick Tomorrow Never Dies since opening weekend, but I'm pretty sure this entire video is pretty much the opening credits sequence with the credits removed and a black-turtlenecked Sheryl Crow inserted. Crow spends the video waving her arms around half-conscious and staring into the camera in closeup.
Not to worry, there are probably a dozen other, sexier dancers writhing along at various points on the soundstage. After all, James Bond is never satisfied with just one woman per movie. It's usually like three or four, and he never wears a rubber. Bond's illegitimate children number in the high dozens.
I haven't seen the James Bond flick Tomorrow Never Dies since opening weekend, but I'm pretty sure this entire video is pretty much the opening credits sequence with the credits removed and a black-turtlenecked Sheryl Crow inserted. Crow spends the video waving her arms around half-conscious and staring into the camera in closeup.
Not to worry, there are probably a dozen other, sexier dancers writhing along at various points on the soundstage. After all, James Bond is never satisfied with just one woman per movie. It's usually like three or four, and he never wears a rubber. Bond's illegitimate children number in the high dozens.
FIVE MOST BORING IMAGES:
5. Sheryl standing on an outstretched, giant human palm.
4. Sheryl standing on a pursed, giant pair of human lips.
3. Sheryl standing on an upturned, giant human foot.
2. Sheryl standing on James Bond's turgid, surprisingly average-sized member
1. Sheryl standing. Period.
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